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Twisted Princess Alice: I'm Twisted Princess Alice!
The Impostor: No, you are not! I'm the only twisted version of Alice around here!
Twisted Princess Alice: The hell you are!
The Impostor: For starters, I'm a brunette, which means I'm closer to the real-life Alice Liddell!
Twisted Princess Alice: Yeah, because either of us is so close to the real-life Alice Lidell
The Impostor: Besides, I have legitimate reasons to be twisted! I was tortured, abused and raped! What's your reason for being twisted? Nothing! You are just a knee-jerk reaction to the popularity of a Disney movie!
Twisted Princess Alice: Oh, really? And that assumes you AREN'T a knee-jerk reaction to the Lewis Carroll book...
The Impostor: Besides, I look scarier than you! Look at my Omega necklace! And the jagged markings on my dress! And look at me, I never smile! How can you possibly scare someone with that goofy-ass Joker smile?
Twisted Princess Alice: But, but...
The Impostor: And I can kick your nancy ass!
Twisted Princess Alice: With that, that oversized pepper shaker?
The Impostor: This is no ordinary pepper shaker! It's a powerful weapon! And what are you gonna do, throw that teacup at me?
Twisted Princess Alice: But I...
The Impostor: Besides, I'm from a videogame! Videogame are a popular form of mass media! That means everyone know who I am! You are just a deviantart drawing that was later made into a figurine, you'll never be as popular as me!
Twisted Princess Alice: Fuck...
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to meet her:
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given how similar they are.))